gay

fart he he

>Stroll into local GameStop
>Looking to pick up a copy of Persona no embremu: Waifu jam! GAiden
>grab the game and brong it to the charming maiden at the register
>"Pardon me m'lady, but would you kindly ring me up? It's a shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead."
>She giggles as our fingers brush together
>Her eyes widen as she reads the title
>"Wow you have a special taste in games"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Look at what this guy is buying, NOT Call of Duty!"
>Generic dudebro charicature with sports cap and jersey standing there acting like its the best insult ever

>"excuse me sir... you may disparge my person if you wish, but it is untoward ti swear in front of a lady."
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low as to conceal my eyes
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him as he crashes into the counter.
>I draw my katana from its cane sheath and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back, my plaid fingerless gloves glistening in the light.
>"...rest in pepperoni..."
>As I clean my blade the cashier comes over to me twirling her hair with her fingertips
>"So.. mabey you'd like to come over sometime and play that game of yours"
>"No thanks, m'lady. It's single player only. besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"You're not my type"
>I skate away on my heelys into the glorious sunset